Dangling

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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mensweardog:

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handsomedogs:

This is Skye, she’s a lab and our cat stole her bed

Labs are too kind to care

handsomedogs:

This is Skye, she’s a lab and our cat stole her bed

Labs are too kind to care

gosimpsonic:

"And bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.”
“Excellent, sir, lobster stuffed with tacos.” 

gosimpsonic:

"And bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second finest.”

“Excellent, sir, lobster stuffed with tacos.” 

(Source: deadhomersociety.com)